'This XL Girls video introducing Selena Castro will explain why men become artists. So don't fall for all that crap about art being 'a socio-theoretical discipline of modern multi-polar society using the application of design and color theory in its representational reflections.' Huh? Men become artists to enjoys lots of tits, pussies and cabooses. That's it. Know what we mean? Here you'll see Selena posing for the great artist Handsy. She gets so worked up that she needs to cum right then and there. We've seen this before. Posing gets a model's hormones bubbling. Now about Selena. She wants to be a porn star. She masturbates in her shower. (That's really why they invented hand-held shower heads.) She doesn't wear a bra when she goes to sleep. She considers herself a girly girl. 'I dress girly,' says Selena. 'I love pink and I always have to have pink on me. I love wearing sexy clothes and getting attention from every guy. I like being the kind of girl that you notice when you're driving past me or looking me over at the next table in a restaurant,' says Selena. 'My favorite kind of date is a blind date. I love good surprises!' So do we, Selena.'